I have never had a love of fruits, and definitely not the half-eaten types.
I’m the type that is more geared towards the windows to the heart and the soul, and I have found that always makes me ‘function’ better.
No surprises here that the half eaten fruit hasn’t really appealed to me yet, even though I am quite the adult now and can see that the world is going ga-ga and all red with their ‘mac’sive acquisitions.
This morning as I was innocently working and typing out my thoughts, I was brought to a reality check by a really pained voice that asked me, in quite an accusing way if I may add, as to why oh why had I installed Windows on my Mac?
I could see the horror on the person’s face, and well, let’s just say this isn’t the first time this has happened.
In my defence, because there is so much to say, let me just go ahead and bullet it to you, in full shoot mode.
To get the best use of a Mac, and to be able to continue using it, I need to have some monies left with me in the bank that will allow me to have an ‘apple’ a day and stay fit and healthy (why is giving away my bank balance after one piece of fruit such an act of bravado, I still fail to understand!). Of course the next thing you’re gonna say is that I already have the Mac, and that this point doesn’t hold good. Of course it does. Because…..
It’s like constantly urging a snobbish and akdoo person to mingle with the lesser ones. Huh! Ek toh I bring you home with me, and then you throw me such attitude. There ends the love affair honey. Sorry. Fruit.
Also, if you didn’t notice it yet, I need my machine to be socially acceptable and friendly with other machines around, so that I can get access to more info sharing. And oh yes, I also need to have some fun on my machine, so that I don’t yawn off to glory when I am in between writing and maybe looking for new inspiration. Remember I mentioned windows to the soul and the heart? It sure helps, with access to games and so much more to do? Fruit my love, in the attempt to get lean and mean, you did shed off a lot of the fun stuff.
I could go on and on, but today, since my antar-aatma has been brought to the fore with this remark accompanied with that horrific expression, let me say that what I also hate about the apple is the fact that it automatically slots me as dumb, assuming I don’t have the ability to handle two mouse buttons – and hence the entire touchpad goes single (sometimes, being single may not be such a good idea, says experience). And oh yes, the keyboard…..
And one last rant, I am allowed to do so, I stay with an apple right? The rant is, it’s so wonderfully difficult to run editing features, especially simple image editing features on the mac. I mean, I know I am a tech dodo, I’m ancient, but hello? If I sacrificed an entire slot of weekend vacations just so that I could afford the honour of you noticing me and being with me, why do I now have to sit through mountains of manuals and try to re-learn and re-do everything all over again, just so that you will listen to me?
You narcissist fruit. I have had enough of moping. I’m going and gone to the window now. Go think about me and miss me.
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