Relationships are interesting. You know why? Because it gives you truck loads of content. There is content for writers. There is content for stand up comedians. There is content for even researchers. There is something for everyone. And in relationships, break ups are even more interesting. If you have had a break up recently, don’t worry. Just read on and have fun!
1. Who said only love can be magical? There is magic in everything. Even, BREAK-UPS!
A : wanna see me do a magic trick?
B : sure
A : poof.. you’re single#funnybreakup— Han (@imHanNotHoney) March 10, 2015
2. Ever thought of ALL the possible break up methods? Give it a thought. Be as creative as possible!
Order of acceptable breakup methods from worst to best:
Text
Call
In person
Written on a sheet cake— Alison Leiby (@AlisonLeiby) June 25, 2015
3. Never forget the lesson of looking your best, no matter the situation. Well, even if you are going for a break up! Because, why not??
a woman came into the salon today to get a blow out and her makeup done
the occasion? she’s breaking up with her boyfriend tonight
— Mi (@mncrodriguez) July 26, 2017
4. BURN. Here’s a solid burn you can use for your ex.
me after a breakup pic.twitter.com/DB4ePqPGkN
— fuck feelings (@iRelateWords) July 27, 2014
5. Here’s a wonderful tip to help you feel better after a sad break up!
You know what helped me feel better after my breakup? That I wasn’t dating him anymore.
— Sophia Benoit (@1followernodad) June 12, 2015
6. Drunk dialing your ex is a big NO NO. Oh. But wait..
I drunk dialled my ex but it was the wrong number and made a stranger cry.
— Noodles (@Dawn_M_) February 12, 2016
7. So what if you got dumped? Never ever underestimate yourself. Learn it from Declan-
This is by an ex who dumped me pic.twitter.com/jew6OLE3Qx
— Declan Cashin (@Tweet_Dec) November 3, 2017
8. Read this in Chandler’s voice and tone- Can it BE more honest?
Saying “we can still be friends” after a bad break up is like saying ” hey the dog died, but we can still keep it” ????
— ıɬʂᎯℕⅅᎽცıɬҳɧ (@AndyAint_Shhh) May 2, 2017
9. OHH the struggle is real. You don’t just lose a partner, you lose all those subscriptions too, ugh.
im your DJ for the night and this next one goes out to all my ex gfs: please help me what is my Netflix password i got logged out
— Cool Eric (@OBiiieeee) May 27, 2015
10. Well, let us end this with the one that tells you to put yourself back together. But HOW..
Me, putting my self back together after a break up pic.twitter.com/RCgRcEjOpn
— Disney (@disneytbh) March 5, 2017
So this is it. I hope you had a good laugh. And oh of course, umm.. Happy Breaking up, I guess?? (I really hope you don’t though)