Dear Ranveer Singh, Did Your Stylist Fall In Love With The Garbage Bag?

I love you Ranveer Singh, but why is your stylist losing it?

 

Dear Ranveer (the Singh),

Ever since I first saw the movie Band Baajaa Baraat I knew I would love you, I knew I would love the pagalpanti you brought on to the movie screen, the dimaag kharaabwala craziness that was so refreshing to watch in an actor, the I don’t care what you think of me attitude that shone with spunk and grit.

Oh I have loved all of it, as I have loved you.

You my dear screen man, has been one of those rare breed of men who can carry off anything. From that attitude to the hair to those looks and the characters you bring to life over and over again, in so many myriad shades. I loved them all.

Which brings me to your wardrobe. I mean, what happened?

Okay, so I guess your initial stylist ran off? Or maybe all this while you were wearing your own choice of clothes, which was working great for you, and then someone suggested a new stylist and the person wreaked havoc?

What was this all about? A last minute substitute of a night suit from the kids’ clothes section?

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This is one of the first disasters I noticed, I mean, yes, the outfit is great in terms of the white shoes, but that’s where it ends.

I sincerely hope the stylist for this one has by now chosen to inspire someone else other than you, please!

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I think this one merits a direct conversation with your stylist. Dear stylist,it is a known fact that infants and babies look adorable in onesies. Which brings me to the question, what was the grownup man doing inside the onesie here? Let’s not even mention what the media thought this looked like.

What tore first, the garbage bag or the dress?

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Okay, as wonderful as your muscles are, they still merit something better than just an old garbage bag your stylist picked up from their trash stash.

This is how a collage of ‘What to wear’ and ‘What definitely not to wear’ looks like.

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Ranveer, please bring back your stylist – the one from the left and definitely not the one who is left with you now. Darling stylist, I have to say you got it all right for the look on the right – the jacket, the skirt, the sandal.

Just one problem – they were NEVER supposed to be worn together!!!!! What have you done, you person??

Is the stylist trying to scare Deepika with a chaltafirta nightmare?

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The traffic signal near my house hasn’t been working for some time, can I borrow you? Please 😉

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All said and done, I love you, I continue to go and watch all your movies, and I promise to always do so. But that stylist of yours, tell me the secret, what really did happen?

And if you are too offended, please get in touch with my Mr. Boss here and ask to meet me 😉

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