If you’re trying to sound interesting and exciting enough to be considered a good lay, that is, if you are trying to get some sex and are using the sexting mode, there’s a lot you need to keep in mind. Because, unless you’re adding the right emojis to it, chances are, you might not get sex at all!
You’ve probably already seen the chicks and the bees and the camels and the what-nots in the emoji section of your phone’s chat area, and this is the time to get literal about the birds and the bees when you are looking around for some action.
Confused about what emojis to use and get it right if you’re doing this for the purpose of sex? These little pictures can now add the right amount of oohs and aahs to your basic sexting, and improve your game.
Use The Aubergine And The Peach, Not The Banana
While you learnt these as vegetables and fruits in kindergarten, it’s time to grow up. The aubergine and the peach are used as symbols of genitalia, whereas the banana is seen as a comic reference to the penis. If you’re trying to heat up things here and not just share a laugh, stay away from using the banana. If it is hardcore sexting you’re looking at and just want to send a penis through the chat, use the aubergine.
Not Hardcore Sexting? Then Do It A Little Gentler
Another great way to start off the sexting foreplay is to use the dancing lady emoji, then use the emoji with the darting or the love eyes, and add a water droplet in the end. Of course you can use the pointed finger emoji to good use here as well.
Go Second Base Or Talk About A Hot Shower
The most common way to show that you want to go second base is to use the open palm and add two peaches. For a hot shower with your object of desire, use the emojis representing genitalia, which is the peach and the aubergine and depends really on who you want to use it for, along with a shower emoji.
Oral Sex Has Its Own Versions Too
Remember the tongue emoji? Put it to best use with the right emoji for genitalia. And don’t forget the bowing man or woman emoji to add effect. Want some more action? You can also add the number 6 and 9 for the 69 position, or add the poodle and the sunglasses emojis (doggy has style you see!) for, well, doggy style.
You probably have used almost all of these emojis sometime or the other, but did you really know your smartphone was so smart about sex? Put it to your best use and get satisfied.
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